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THE IMMINENT TIMES

Abundance is imminent. Any day now.

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Every week, a dispatch from the gap between the AI abundance we were promised and the world we actually live in. Real numbers, fake people.

The Imminent Times is satire. Quotes are invented and people are fictional, but the data is real.

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Abundance, Chief Abundance Officer
Abundance, Chief Abundance Officer.